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The San Antonio Zoo will do the honor of naming a cockroach after your ex and feed it to a bird, mammal, or reptile. You'll even receive a certificate as proof!
You can also watch it go down in a Facebook Live event, so if you need more people to see it happen.
Best of all, you can cleanse yourself of your ex's bad vibes for just $5!
You have until February 13 to register on the zoo's website. Proceeds benefit going towards zoo expansion.