If you're going to be single this Valentine's Day, instead of going out and trying to find someone new to date just get some revenge on your ex by naming a cockroach after them!
The Bronx Zoo in New York and a zoo in London called the Hemsley Conservation Center are both offering a Valentine's Day special: For a few bucks, you can name one of their Cockroaches after your ex.
They even have a certificate to make it official. (It'll run you $15 in New York, or about $2 in London.)