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Zuko and I had a "Battle of the Jokes" on the show to get you in the Irish Spirit so be sure to share these wherever you go to drink the green beer!
1. Never iron a four-leaf clover.
You don't want to press your luck.
2. Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
Sure, they're great at shorthand!
3. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
4. What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'furniture!
5. What do they call the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A Shamrock Shake
6. Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
7. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham rock
8. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A bachelor.
9. Are people jealous of the Irish?
Sure, they're green with envy!
10. What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
The Halfback of Notre Dame!
All of these jokes were found at Jokes4us.com