In a Facebook post, Jen Fulwiler shares a photo of the new schedule, which starts at 8am for the kids, but not until 10 for mom.
Here’s a look at how their day is supposed to go:
- 8 - 10am: Feral Time - “The kids act out “Lord of the Flies’ while I sleep”
- 10am: Wake up time for mom
- 10 - 11am: Screens - “Keep your chargers near”
- 11am - 12pm: Fight over video games - “Kids who say they’re bad at math monitor siblings’ XBox turns with nuclear precision”
- 12 - 2pm: Screens
- 2 - 3pm: Fight over toys - “Turns out a baby doll head is a lethal weapon”
- 3 - 4pm: Read COVID19 conspiracy theories
- 4 - 5pm: Raid pantry - mom “forgot to serve lunch”
- 5 - 7pm: Mom drinks - “gin and juice box because the store was out of mixers”
- 7 - 8pm: Dinner - “Cheetos with a side of cheese puffs & ranch dressing”
- 8 - 11pm: Screens - “Bulk order chargers from Amazon”
- 11pm: Binge watch shows - “Hope the kids went to bed”