It's just what every man wants: To look as sophisticated as Audrey Hepburn or Marge Simpson.
Apparently, the new trendy accessory for men is . . . PEARL NECKLACES. Some celebrities like Harry Styles and Pharrell have started wearing them and, well, who am I to tell Harry Styles I don't like his necklace.
Anyway, if you're interested in getting in on the trend, talk to your grandma about borrowing her pearls. Not her good pearls, obviously. Her decent ones. The ones she wore to your cousin's third wedding.