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"The Greatest Spectacle in Go-Kart Racing," the 'Woody 500,' will take place Friday, May 26th, at Magic Mountain Fun Center/Polaris, beginning at 7:30 a.m. So if you're a 'Big'un,' as in 6'6" or taller...300 lbs or more - or both, then enter below (you will be weighed and measured!).
Deadline to sign up is Wednesday, May 24th at 12pm.
On the day of the race all drivers MUST be signed in no later than 7am. Racing begins at 7:30 SHARP. Please bring your fan club to help cheer you on.
But the race is limited to 48 racers, and will end without notice when the field is full. So if YOU'RE a large human and like to have a good time plus it's the Friday before a long Memorial Day weekend, then enter today!
Grand Prize is four (4) tickets to this year's running of the Indy 500, courtesy of Minuteman Tickets. Trophies will be awarded courtesy of Starr Trophy & Awards of London, OH, and every racer will receive a FREE t-shirt (a B I G t-shirt - that fits!) from AbsoluteImpressionsInc.com. Plus enjoy free food provided by Specialty Gas House and their Big Green Eggs, check them out at www.ohioeggfest.com.
RACE IS SOLD OUT!
Heat 1 – Beer and Chicken Wings
Rookie- Charles (Chuck Taylor) Campbell 6’5 315lb Safety Services Officer for Alliance Date
*Ate the Ohio Deli Dagwood in 15 minutes
Rookie- Kevin (Tiny) Lorenzo 6’6 350 lbs from Thompson Concrete
*Ate a lot of pizza
Pro-. Donnie Renner 6’0 380 lbs. from Columbus Motor Speedway
Vet- Matt (Shrek) Kalley 6’7 351 lb Columbus Fire Fighter
*Has finished the Hoggies Challenge
Heat 2- Chili Cheese Fries
Rookie- George Parker Jr. 6’3 330 lbs. from Little Ceasars
Rookie- Robert (Sweet Lou) Reynolds 6’4 370 lbs. from Lowes
PRO- Ray (Outlaw) Pemberton 5’11 300 lbs. from Midwest Equipment
* Ate 50 hot wings and 2 pitchers of beer in one sitting
Vet- Chris (BIG Chris) Suttle 6’1 320 . Bus Driver for Columbus Center for Human Services
*At a 72oz Big Texan Steak
Heat 3- Meatlovers
Rookie- John Hesse 6’6 278 lbs. from Crown Equipment
* Ate 3 Big Macs, 20pc. McNugget, Large Fry Carmel Sunday and a large Drink
Rookie- Brent (B-Dub)Wriesel 5’10 322 lbs. from City of Columbus
* At the Dagwood Challenge at Ohio Deli
Vet- Tony (Big Bacon) Spinosi 6’3 400 lbs. from Cardinal Health
* Sausage and cheese omelet, double plate with a bunch of stuff on it
Pro- Greg Hubbert 6’3 380 lbs. from BST&G Fire Distric
* Ate 50 sliders in one sitting
Heat 4- All you can eat Pancakes
Rookie- Chad (Baby Huey) Clemons
6’6 420 lbs. from Honeywell Safety Products
* Ate 50 wings at Hooters
Rookie- Cody (Codak) Toland 5’8 365 lb. Columbus City Schools Bus Driver
* Has eaten a medium pizza and 12 wings in one meal
Vet- Oscar (Big O) Shortridge 6’2 330 lbs from Xpo
Pro- Harold (Interloper) Loper 6’6 400 lbs. from Gardaworld Cash Services
Heat 5- Food that Makes You Fat
Rookie- Matt (Deffenballer) Deffenbaugh 6’0 302 lbs. from Sompon International Insurance
* Ate a whole large pizza and entire order of cheesy breadsticks and 2L of pop
Rookie- Allen (Twinklypig) Bowers 6’0 320 lbs. from FedEx Freight
Vet- Mike (Moose) Papp 6’3 435 lbs. Self Employed
*Everything is an eating feat for him
PRO- Scott Merchant 6’4 320 lbs. Crew Chief at Merchant Racing
Heat 6- We Hate Salad
Rookie-Dustin (Chefie) Bowers 6’0 401 lbs. from Giant Eagle
* Making Food and Eating It
Rookie- Bobby (Big Country) Dorsey 6’4 333 lbs. from LKG Keystone
* Ate the Dagwood Challenge at Ohio Deli
Vet- Jeremy (Hoss) Likens 6’2 330 lbs. from CST Utilities
*Dinner
Pro- Dave (Dirty Dave) Potts 6’0 330 lbs. from BGS&T Fire District
Heat 7- Buffett
Rookie- Jeff (Sunshine) Stroup 6’4 330 lbs. from Battelle
*Hasn’t happened yet
Rookie- Aaron (Dad) Widay 6’5 310 lbs. who is retired
* 2 large pizzas with everything on it
Vet- Bill (Billy Bob) Lipp 5’11 350 lbs. from CenturyLink
Pro- Mike (Marmaduke) Northrup 6’4 400 lbs. from TP Mechanical
* Ate a Baked Potato with everything on it and ice cream for dessert washed down with cold ones
Heat 8- Slider Case
Rookie- Matthew Wolfe 6’6 340 lb. Owner of Wolfe Plumping and Heating
*Everyday is an eating feat!
Rookie- Jody Gill 6’3 310 lbs. from Forward Air in Groveport
* Ate the Scioto Ribbers large steak plus an extra
Vet- Ben (Yeater Tots) Yeater 6’5 335 lbs.
* Ate an entire cheeseburger in one bite
PRO- Jobie McCoy 6’0 360 lbs. from Jobie’s Tree Service
* The most food he’s ever eaten is $125 from taco bell drive thru after leaving Columbus motor speedway with Donnie Renner
Heat 9-Chocolate & Sprinkles
Rookie- Dan (Stretch Man) Heronemus 6’6 185 lbs. from Forward Air in Groveport
* Ate the Dagwood challenge from Ohio Deli TWICE
Rookie- Jason (Hamburgler) Whitbeck 6’3 500 lbs. from MSC Industrail Supply
* Ate the Submarine House 16' Triple Meat in 3 minutes
Vet- Don (Buck) Maloy 6’0 320 lbs. from Thortons Transportation
* Asked to leave a Chinese Buffet
Vet- Jacob (Gumball) Carson 6’2 375 lbs. from John Glenn International Fire Rescue
*Eats a lot of Meat
Heat 10-Cinnabon
Vet- Brian (Kool-Aid) Gillispie 2016 CHAMP
6’1 360 lbs from Swan/Freedom
* Dagwood challenge from Ohio Deli under 30 mins
Vet- David (Little Dave) Tomlinson 6’2 330 lbs. from BCI Mechanical
* At the Lee's OMG burger in 7 minutes
Vet- Gary (Sasquatch) Ashby 6’6 360 lbs. from ODOT
* Ate the Thurminator in 20 minutes and 3 foot longs
Vet- David (Big D) Jacobs 6’0 490 lbs. from Midwest Logistic
* The kitchen sink at Kent's ice cream shop in Mt Vernon
Heat 11-Grand Big Mac
Vet- Josh (Big Johnson) Johnson 6’1 335 lbs. from Miller Pipeline
Vet- Danny (Big D) Ball 6’4 350 lbs.
From Mesko Spotting Service
*The Thurminator
Vet- Roman (The Red Bearded Warrior) Taylor 6’0 380 lbs. from The Ohio Hospital for Psychiatry
*Has never known what a leftover was
Vet- Blake (Bigfoot) Miller 7’0 410 lbs. from Pipevalves
* 100 crave case
Heat 12-Big Don Sub
Vet- Gary (Tiny) Ryan 6’2 360 lbs. from Trane
*50 wings
Vet- Steve (The Bearded Beauty) Moore 6’3 340 lbs. from Ohio BMV
* Ate Taco Bell, While Castle and Chipotle in the same day and survived
Vet-Jud (Cookie) Hunderson 6’4 330 lbs. from Commercial Parts and Services
* 125 wings in one sitting